Dec 22, 2016

#040: The Thrustcast Christmas Carousal 2016

Attend the Annual Thrustcast Mansion Christmas Party through your ears! Santa Claus has to blow into a tube now; Special Guest Alex quit being a hipster to focus on his moped gang; Cochran is not a shopper, deal-maker or haggler; Robb is so mainstream; and we are all millennials wearing silver jumpsuits.
 

Dec 8, 2016

#039: The Tiger's Beat

Presenting the next movie in the Thrustcast Film Series: Dream a Little Dream, starring both Coreys! Special guest Bob doesn't follow Corey Feldman news on the internet, Cochran doesn't think Mustache Ron is much of an actor, and Robb doesn't find it believable that a 70-year-old man could nail the SAT's.
 

Dec 1, 2016

DREAM A LITTLE DREAM PREVIEW

Special guest Bob joins Robb & Cochran to take a look ahead to the next movie in the Thrustcast Film Series, Dream a Little Dream, starring both Coreys.

Nov 24, 2016

#038: Verbal Circumcision

Special guest Joe is the closest thing to Swayze on Earth, Zoltan Istvan is the new president, a guy gets hit with a board with a nail in it, Robb is pretty sure the listeners drink during the show, and Cochran's favorite Phil Collins album is Suggestions.
 

Nov 10, 2016

#037: The Vacatisode

Cochran has fifteen seconds of video of his favorite song, Robb took an airplane to buy legal drugs, and the audience can totally see them both holding their phones to their faces. Until it's robots, it's always people; and eight-year olds are the worst.
 

Nov 3, 2016

COCHRAN'S EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL PRESS CONFERENCE

Chad Stiffington, Bloke Chamberlain, and Penny Cumbersnatch of the News-Thrust Mobile News Unit report from Alpaca Pines, where Cochran, the President of the Alpaca Pines Condo Association, is giving an emergency press conference.

Oct 27, 2016

#036: Moon Snakes 2: The Snakening

Special guest Melissa thought they literally were going to do this again sometime, Robb wonders about bones, Cochran doesn't really hear a lot of new folk lore, and there will be no opinions on the Award-Winning Thrustcast.
 

Oct 13, 2016

#035: Moon Snakes

Special guest Melissa has breaking Bigfoot news, Robb agrees that it's possible, Cochran spoils all holiday myths, the blood stew is ready, and big news on God is coming up.

Sep 29, 2016

#034: R.I.P. My Pants

Special guest Joe plays flag football with Jerry "The King" Lawler, Robb is Gilbert Gottfried as Howard Cosell, Cochran wins a dollar, clowns can't feel pain, and the Wind-jammers form!
 

Sep 15, 2016

#033: Swayze Day

Robb thought Crystal Pepsi would be less repulsive, Cochran feels like today should be the day, and they finish up with a Money shot.
 

Sep 1, 2016

#032: Fairly Near the Rear Part 1

On a dark and stormy night at the Thrustcast Mansion, Robb calls it an 18-wheeler, Cochran brings an envelope, and a car kills a guy.
 

Aug 18, 2016

#031: Fairly Near the Rear Part 2

Cochran cracks a few knowledge eggs, Robb doesn't know the difference between Warcraft and World of Warcraft, and they both bring out some classic material on Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

Aug 4, 2016

#030: Thrustcast After Dark

Special guest Brian gets his information from the news reel. Robb shoots people, but legally. They all get into hot talk, by this point people are thrusting themselves, and then things get weird. Cochran attacks Cheeto bees with a tennis racket.
 

Jul 21, 2016

#029: Thrustcast Before Dark Part 2

Special guest Brian has kids, Cochran has no idea what's going on right now, Robb sells the Ding-Dongs, and things start to get silly.

Jul 7, 2016

#028: Thrustcast Before Dark Part 1

Special guest Brian doesn't have to put white shit all over his face, that's when the bathroom flask comes out, Cochran has an adult friend, Robb makes a hockey lamp in woodshop, Brian is mesmerized by Patrick Swayze's eyes, and they all don't associate with gen-pop.

Jun 23, 2016

#027: Oozes on Paper

Robb gave up on Lost after one episode, Cochran throws a political party, they both voted for Nader, Zoltan Istvan is the third most searched third-party candidate, hipster transhumanists cut off their arms before everyone else, and the hot talk is at thrustcast.com.

Jun 9, 2016

#026: Vomit Dust

Robb gives props to the '83 Generals; Cochran picks up shifts at a job he doesn't have, doesn't know his wank rate, only needs another 10-15 seconds, and runs through the rain to profess his love.

May 26, 2016

#025: Taco's a Fruit

Robb takes us on a tour of the world's first robot hotel; Cochran reminisces about Giamatti in Sideways; they both share a delicious, delicious beer — it's so good; they party; and we've gone over this.
 

May 12, 2016

#024: Robber's Delight

Cochran wishes he was the inventor of the spork, Robb is wearing suspenders from now on, they both wish they could just focus on their successful landscaping business, and everything on the Award-Winning Thrustcast is parody.

Apr 28, 2016

#023: Baby is the New Chicken

Presenting the next movie in the Thrustcast Film Series, Robert Altman's Popeye! Special guest Bob falls asleep, Robb apologizes, Cochran feels like they all all have a stronger bond from watching Popeye together, and Robin Williams gets jammed up with ADR.

Apr 21, 2016

POPEYE PREVIEW

Special guest Bob joins Robb & Cochran to take a look ahead to the next movie in the Thrustcast Film Series, Robert Altman's Popeye.

Apr 14, 2016

#022: Nerve Assistage

Robb peels back more layers of the Scientology onion, Cochran feels sorry for the poor saps, they both assist each other's nerves, Pluto is just a thing, and avoid meatloaf.

Mar 31, 2016

#021: Dude Shirts

Robb goes Full Zuckerberg and gets fifteen of the same shirt, Cochran is double parked outside of a HJ shop, the Globe gets Trotted, and the episode goes Johnny Rails.

Mar 17, 2016

#020: Zoltan for President

Robb finds his president, Cochran is annoyed by all the miracles everywhere, and we all get Effed by Robots.

Mar 10, 2016

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Mar 3, 2016

#019: Two Beers, One Cup

Cochran plops that D, Robb becomes D-Plop, and they both get Elbows-Deep in Song.
 

Feb 18, 2016

#018: Dick Shivers

Special guest Melissa gets scared by a Pig-man, Cochran sneaks Christmas Eve dinner into the Point Break remake, and Robb finally finds his Hobo Nickname. Or maybe it found him?

Feb 4, 2016

#017: L. Ron's Hullabaloo

Robb replaces friendship with Saved by the Bell, Cochran rides a floor buffer like it's a mechanical bull, and they both dig deep into Leah Remini's Scientology career.

Jan 21, 2016

#016: Quintessential Codpiece

Cochran becomes Cochadactyl, Robb can't figure out why anyone would keep a fish in their crotch, and they both dream of the future of strip clubs (hint: robots).